big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
we're so committed to being not committed
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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