David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
The ass gains better be worth it
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