The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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