worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
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