happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
