He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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