I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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