i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
