This girl is more easily done than said...
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize
