it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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