yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
