drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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