: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
It's shark week go big or go home
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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