I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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