How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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