I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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