No period for spring break; use this wisely.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I know her cup size but not her name....
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