I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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