I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
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