This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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