were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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