i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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