Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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