8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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