ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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