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(512): View more from Texas

You surviving the open bar?

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Super asto ex polenta omaha botad

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours

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(201): View more from New Jersey

It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand

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(719): View more from Colorado

He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.

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(516): View more from New York

Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.

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(208): View more from Idaho

I. Love. Skype. Sex.

(1-208): View more from Idaho

I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex

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(310): View more from California

Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.

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