My nipple is on Facebook.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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