Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
