Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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