well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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