i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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