Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
