i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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