He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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