He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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