ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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