Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
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