My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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