From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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