i permit you to call me
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Randomize
