This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i drank out of a bidet.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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