doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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