I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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