champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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