Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
should my penis look like a turkey
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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