How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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