I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
The uberlube is also flammable
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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