you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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