sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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