we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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