Walk of Shame. In a state park.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Randomize
