your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
This house was built for laser tag.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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