Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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