Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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