This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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