So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i love accidental penises.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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