Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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